Which member of the meeting are you?

The only thing it was missing from my experience was:

"We will have to find a creative solution to this" 

and 

"we will have to think creatively"

Translation:  "I don't care about your excuses, just make it happen"

Enjoy :)

Off to my job at the piggy bank...

Grumpy Cat Coding Frustrations

This made me laugh so hard...